Posts Tagged ‘Smart Bitches Trashy Books’

16th March

March Madness: DA BWAHA

There is still time to enter your bracket in the 2nd Annual DA BWAHA, Dear Author Bitchery Writing Award for Hellagood Authors. 64 books published in 2008 are in the running. Pick which ones you think will win out of the 8 categories. Brackets must be completed by 11:00 pm EST on March 18, 2009. Voting will start March 19, 2009.

PRIZES!!! Brackets that most closely resemble the winners after each round get prizes:

  • Round 1 winner: $15 GC
  • Round 2 winner: A selection of books from the tournament
  • Round 3 winner: Berkley book pack of ARCs
  • Round 4 winner: $50 GC from Samhain
  • Round 5 winner: $100 GC from Fictionwise
  • Round 6 winner: A red Sony eReader

The Contestants I love and will have a hard time picking from:

How many of the Contestants have you read?

25th July

RWA Nationals, Here We Come!

RWA National Conference is next week! I fly to San Fran Monday, arriving at 5:42PM, and am staying at the San Fran Marriott where the Conference is taking place. I’m bringing a flipcam, camera, and, of course, my iPhone to be the biggest dork in attendance capture the memories for all time. If you can’t make it this year, there are quite a few of us capturing the events for your viewing pleasure.

The big three:

  1. Blog Nationals Blog: Featuring The Smart Bitches, Dear Author, Ramblings on Romance, Sula, Lisabea, Aymless, Superlibrarian Wendy, and one or two others.
  2. Blogging Nationals Blog with links to attending bloggers
  3. RWA Nationals official 2008 conference blog: featuring:

Wednesday
10:00 AM Sherry Lewis
1:00 PM Linda Winstead Jones
3:00 PM Beverly Jenkins
Thursday
9:00 AM Kelly Parra
10:00 AM Allison Brennan
1:00 PM Jordan Dane
3:00 PM Jade Lee
4:00 PM Anna Campbell
Friday
10:00 AM Nic Burnham
11:00 AM Suzanne Brockmann
1:00 PM Elizabeth Hoyt
2:00 PM Simone Elkeles
3:00 PM Connie Brockway
4:00 PM Anne Stuart
Saturday
10:00 AM Vicki Lewis Thompson
1:00 PM Caridad Pineiro
11:00 PM Sherry Lewis

Twitterpated:

Can’t get enough RWA and want constant updates throughout the day? Join twitter and friend us: Smart Bitches, Jane Little, KatieBabs, Super Wendy, Me, and a ton of authors. There are more, but rather than writing everyone down, here’s my friend list.

Oh-so-fabulous events:

  1. Sherrilyn Kenyon Bash: On Wednesday 8-10 pm (after the St. Martin’s Press book signing)
    ACHERON pre-release party. Apparently both Sherri and the Dark-Hunters will be there. (WHAT? I get to stalk Acheron in real life? Woah nelly.) My favorite part: costume contest for Best Simi, Best Dark-Hunter and Best Show of Dark-Hunter spirit. Also: cake, prizes, dancing and music.
  2. Smart Bitch Happy Hour: 3:30 pm Friday at the Thirsty Bear bar, 661 Howard Street, SF, CA. Please let SB Sarah know if you plan to attend.
  3. Publisher book signings:
    St. Martin’s – Sat. 2-3:30 (Salon 2)
    Tor – Sat. 2-3:30 (Salon 1)
    Grand Central Fri. 9:45-11:15 (Salon C3)
    Avon Fri. 9:45-11:15
    Berkley – Fri. 3-4:30 (OMG MELJEAN BROOK WILL BE THERE!!!!)
    Bantam – Sat. 2-2:30 (Salon 3)

So what’d I miss? Let me know!

1st April

Happy Tuesday

Big news from Smart Bitches for your Tuesday morning.

28th March

To Blog, or Not to Blog?

This week a number of authors have written about the pros and cons of writer’s blogs. Should aspiring authors set up a blog? Does it help to get published? Does it hurt? Should published authors blog? The arguments boil down to “Yes, BUT…”, and I thought I’d add my two cents (‘cuz isn’t that what blogging’s all about?).

Holly Jacobs writes in this month’s Romance Writers Report:

Blogging can be very inexpensive in terms of money, but very costly in terms of your time. On the plus side, blogging allows readers to get to know who you are. Creating a connection with your readers, and potential readers, sells books.

Vibeke Courtney posted today on Romancing the Blog that agents and editors will google the names of authors of interesting partials or queries they read. This is good if they like what they find on your blog, and bad if they don’t. Is your blog about what you had for lunch? Not good. Do you trash books they’ve worked on? Not good. Do you write interesting and well-crafted posts on writing? Good.

SB Sarah blogged yesterday that “blogging is writing”, mainly in a response to author Robin Hobb’s humorous post on the evils of blogging for writers (it sucks the life out of you).

Robin Hobb writes (and you should read the whole of her post):

When you sit down to write, try as you might, you will blog instead. Blogging is easier. The gratification is immediate. When you look at the empty screen that demands a disciplined scene between three-dimensional characters, you will say to yourself, “It’s too hard just to start cold. I’ll warm up by blogging. Just a little bit.”

So what do I think of the subject? I agree with Robin: The internet is an evil black hole that sucks time and creativity out of one’s life.

But wait! you say, How can you say that, Ciara, when you have a blog yourself?

Aha! I might have a blog, but I don’t yet have a completed manuscript, do I? At the moment I’m having a pity-party, so I’ve stopped writing on my WIP and have fled to the blog for a good dose of instant gratification.

That said, I also enjoy connecting to other romance lovers on the Internet. I love the romance community. It’s large and it’s supportive and it’s full of warm-fuzzies and smart b*tches. I started the blog about a year after picking up my very first romance novel. (You’ve only been reading romance for two years??? – yes) I started blogging because I didn’t have any romance-reading friends, and I desperately wanted to gush about this fabulous genre. (And my husband is a professional blogger – that’s right, he gets paid to do it.) I didn’t think that anyone, least of all actual authors, would read my blog. I was wrong.

Which brings me to my next point – Be Careful What You Put on the Internet. You should know this. Even if you are not an aspiring author, any job you apply for is going to google you. Don’t ever put drunken sorority photos online. Watch what you write on your myspace or facebook pages. This is just common sense.

I’ve learned since I started blogging that authors actually read what you write about their books, which is awesome and terrifying. I’m terrified I’m going to make a fool of myself (And I’m horribly shy), but I’m thrilled to have had the chance to connect with Real Romance Authors (Goddesses in my book!).

Short story: Establish a web presence, but don’t become a slave to the internet. (Easier said than done.) It will own your soul. And please remember that it is easy to be a Critic, but it is difficult to be an Artist. Don’t knock it till you try it, and don’t shoot yourself in the foot.

Even though the internet feels like an anonymous hole, they’re watching you! (Cue theme from psycho.)

16th January

Writing Hard, or Hardly Writing?

Networking? Hmmmm. I don’t know how I can justify the last few hours, but I made a lovely picture!

Haven’t been following the joke? Read the article in Newsweek by Paul Tolme entitled “Move Over, ‘Meerkat Manor‘” on being plagiarized in a romance novel. Do it. It’s funny.

Inspired by Smart Bitches Who Love Trashy Books, Nora Roberts, Paul Tolme and the Black Footed Ferret, and the lovely Bitchery readers. I uploaded it to cafepress if you want to get it printed on something.

15th January

Smart Bitches and the Great Debate that even you non-romance lovers have heard about by now

I believe that everything that ever could be said has been said about this topic, but since even my non-romance-reading friends and family have suddenly popped up to tell me that they heard about it, I thought I’d post this hilarious summary of the Great Debate. It’s really all you need to know.

Oh, and the Smart Bitches are Goddesses. I worship the ground they walk on, and even if you don’t read romance novels they are funny as all get-out.

This just in: Nora Roberts has come to the aid of the black footed ferrets, as written about in Defenders of Wildlife Magazine and plagiarized by Cassie Edwards. She will match up to $5,000 donated by readers of Smart Bitches to the Defenders of Wildlife nonprofit and you can contribute by following the directions here.

I never followed Nora before, but she has really impressed me during this whole debacle. Sign me up for the WWND fan club!

And another thing: I designed this and uploaded it to cafepress after Bitchery reader Julianna first suggested a “Ferrets Against Plagiarism” tee-shirt. I was inspired. And I can’t spell to save my life. :(