Posts Tagged ‘Stephanie Meyer’

1st July

Literary Tourism: Forks, Washington

Does your dream vacation include walking in Edward’s footsteps and photographing Bella’s truck? A jaunty, five-hour drive from Portland or Seattle, up the coast to the farther, rainier side of the Olympic Peninsula will get you your fix. Despite the distance, twilight fans are descending upon the sleepy little logging town of Forks. A woman at the post office told me tourism has gone up 700% since Stephanie Meyer’s internationally bestselling Twilight Saga came out. I can believe it. Before this Forks was mostly famous for being the last place to buy matches and bandaids before entering the Hoh Rain Forest.

Mr. Wonderful and I traveled to Forks this past weekend for a little Twilight action and some hiking in the beautiful Olympic National Park. I’d been to Forks as a child. As a literary tourist, it was much more entertaining.

The truck to the right is parked outside the Forks Visitor Center. It isn’t the same truck as in the movie (little of the real Forks appears in the movie), but it’s a picturesque landmark to get your picture taken with. Every business in town has joined the fun. Local motels announce, “Welcome to the Twilight Zone” and “Edward didn’t sleep here,” (vampires don’t sleep). A gas station on the road to La Push warns “No Vampires Beyond this point,” referring to the dividing line between the Quileute werewolf and Cullen’s territory.

Stay tuned for a list of things to do in Forks.

20th November

Adult Books for Twilight Fans

Tonight, at midnight, the wait will finally be over. Doors will open to movie theaters everywhere for the debut of MTV’s TWILIGHT movie, based on the bestselling book by Stephanie Meyer. Have you bought your tickets yet? You can bet your last pair of fake vampire teeth that I have.

So what to do when you’ve seen the movie and you grow tired of rereading every book in the saga? There is a whole world of heart-stopping vampire romance out there just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Really, there are a lot of fanged love stories that are a thousand times better than Twilight. *gasp!*

In a previous “IF You like the Twilight Saga” post I recommended books aimed at Young Adults, since TWILIGHT is a YA, but for those of us mature readers, here is a list of Adult Vampire Romance books for Twilight Fans:

Thursday Thirteen Twilight

  1. DARK LOVER by J.R. Ward
  2. A HUNGER LIKE NO OTHER by Kresley Cole
  3. THE REST FALLS AWAY by Colleen Gleason
  4. HALFWAY TO THE GRAVE by Jeannine Frost
  5. NIGHT PLEASURES by Sherrilyn Kenyon
  6. HIGH STAKES by Erin McCarthy
  7. IF ANGELS BURN by Lynn Viehl
  8. HOW TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE VAMPIRE by Kerrelyn Sparks
  9. A QUICK BITE by Lyndsay Sands
  10. AFTER MIDNIGHT by Teresa Medeiros
  11. DEAD UNTIL DARK by Charlene Harris (inspiration for HBO’s True Blood)
  12. DEMON MOON by Meljean Brook (but read book 1: Demon Angel first)
  13. DARK PRINCE by Christine Feehan

Additionally, check out my list of recommendations for Black Dagger Brotherhood fans for a wider variety of awesome paranormal romance novels.

Happy Reading!

30th August

Hilarious review of the Twilight Saga

For a much better review of the TWILIGHT SAGA by Stephanie Meyer, check out Cleolinda Jones’ site. I was up till 2 AM laughing my arse off. She also has a fabulous review of the first 6 chapters of MIDNIGHT SUN, which is TWILIGHT from Edward’s point of view. Warning: major snarkage ahead:

Thank you for calling Cleolinda Industries! We appreciate your interest and/or concern.

If you would like to read a semi-academic discussion of the first Twilight book, please press 1.

If you would like to read a chapter-by-chapter commentary on New Moon, please press 2.

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If you are sick of hearing about Twilight, please run screaming.

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Thanks to Tez Miller for the heads up!

29th August

BREAKING DAWN by Stephanie Meyer

TITLE: Breaking Dawn
AUTHOR
: Stephanie Meyer
SERIES: Twilight Saga Book 4
PUBLICATION: Little, Brown Children’s Books, August 2008
GENRE: Young Adult Paranormal Romance
RATING: <3 <3 <3 <3

Breaking Dawn was an action-packed emotional thriller that kept me hooked from page one. Yes, I know some fans were upset, but I’m not one of them. Despite knowing every plot twist before reading the book, I was glued to the edge of my seat and read the book cover to cover in one sitting. My only complaint is that Ms. Meyer cut away during the good parts – you know what I mean.

Plot:

This is a three part novel. I shall not endever to write a review without spoilers. Anyone who has managed to avoid The Big Secret by this point is not someone who spends much time on the internet.

***SPOILER ALERT***

PART I: HONEYMOON (Bella’s POV)
ECLIPSE left us with Bella and Edward engaged and Jacob, heartbroken, fleeing as a wolf to roam the wilds of canada. BREAKING DAWN begins with Bella and Edward’s fairy tale wedding designed by Edward’s enthusiastic and clairvoyant sister Alice. Though no one has seen or heard from Jacob in months, he returns to Forks to stop in at the wedding and wish the happy couple felicitations. He snaps when he learns that Bella plans to sleep with Edward before becoming a vampire, knowing that it endangers her life. On that happy note, Bella and Edward set off for the Island of Esme for their honeymoon. Bella delights in her newfound sexuality, and decides to stay human for awhile longer so she can explore it. She’s worried that the first few years as a vampire she will be out of her mind in bloodlust and in no mood to make love to her husband. Edward is more than happy to wait. But their happy plans are thwarted when Bella develops food cravings, daytime sleepiness and a belly bump.

PART II: THE MONSTER IN THE ROOM (Jacob’s POV)
Jacob struggles with his heartbreak and his revulsion of Bella’s plans to become a bloodsucker. He suspects she has crossed to the dark side when she returns to Forks and refuses to see anyone, but when he bursts in on the Cullen family he finds something even worse: Bella is pregnant and the monster in her belly is quickly killing her. Jacob takes Edward to task, but finds an unexpected ally in the terrified father-to-be. It is Bella and narcissistic Rosalie who refuse to let Doctor Carlisle abort the deadly fetus. Edward is so troubled by Bella’s sudden desire to be a mother that he makes Jacob an offer. (If you liked the tent threesome in Eclipse, you’ll love this.) Jacob returns to his wolf pack with the news and Alpha Sam immediately decides the monster must be terminated, with Bella a casualty of war, causing Jacob to break off and start his own pack.

Bella’s half-vampire, half-human baby gestates in one month, during which Jacob and Bella are unexplainably drawn to each other. The tension grows. Bella goes into labor and Edward must fight to save her by turning her.

PART III: WHAT IS EVIL? (Bella’s POV)
Bella wakes up to a whole new world: her senses heightened, her reflexes super quick, her thirst unquenchable. Fortunately she has a new superpower – remarkable self-control. Until it comes to her daughter – hell hath no fury like a mother crossed. She is less than pleased to find that Jacob has imprinted on her daughter and nicknamed the poor thing “Nessie” after the Lock Ness Monster. Nessie continues to grow at a rapid pace. A new threat grows: the Volturi have set their sights on eliminating the Cullens and seizing the gifted (mind-reading Edward and clairvoyant Alice). The Cullens must recruit their Vampire friends to witness that baby Nessie isn’t an illegal turned-child, but a real half-vamp half-human child, in an effort to stop the slaughter.

Discussion:

I’ve admitted before my love for knocked-up heroines and baby plots, but even my biological clock cringed at the description of the bloodsucking monster growing inside Bella’s stomach. The thing rips its way out of its mothers stomach using claws and teeth, always killing the mother in the process. It is a parasite. Gruesome. Even once she was born, I had trouble thinking “Awww cute! A Baby!” about Nessie.

The THEME of Ms. Meyer’s books is “Choice.” One can choose to be evil or good. The Cullens have made the choice to be “vegetarian” vampires and drink from animals instead of humans. Bella makes the choice to love Edward even though he is a “monster” and the choice to become a vampire. Jacob makes the choice to overcome his prejudices and ally with the Cullens. It’s funny though, that love isn’t necessarily a choice in Ms. Meyer’s world. Edward and Bella’s love comes across as fated and the werewolves’ imprinting is most definitely not a choice.

I also wonder at the end of BREAKING DAWN when the Cullens and Bella ally with their friend vampires who kill humans to feed. In my humble opinion, killing humans is evil and the Cullens’ friendship with human killers is an unspoken acceptance of their murdering lifestyle. The Cullens were in a difficult position, and beggars can’t be choosers, but it still made me feel slightly uncomfortable. One vampire did choose vegetarianism after the conflict, but only because he started dating one of the animal-drinking vamps from Alaska.

I really enjoyed reading in Jacob’s Point of View (POV) in part II of the book. His voice is distinct: a teenage male dealing with life-altering issues, a boy turning into a man. It added layers of depth to the novel.

I want to know what happens with Leah. She had so much pain and she never got a happy ever after. Her loose end was not tied up. I also wonder if Ms. Meyer has planned a future series with Nessie as the heroine. She set up a possible triangle at the end of Breaking Dawn. I could see it.

The series as a whole is a must-read, not only for an exciting and heart-wrenching epic, but also to understand a milestone in the Young Adult and Paranormal Romance Genres. A few romance-reading friends had difficulty with the pacing of the first book, but I would urge you to push through. The pacing picks up after TWILIGHT and the characters grab you by the heart strings and don’t let go. I would recommend this series especially to people who haven’t read many romance or fantasy novels as a way to get them hooked.

I look forward to reading future books by Ms. Meyers. Her adult horror book, THE HOST, is next on my To-Be-Read pile.

28th August

If you like the Twilight Saga…

Thursday Thirteen: Book Recommendations for Twilight Saga Fans

Whether you love Jacob or Edward, here are a few delicious books to sink your teeth into. I’ve listed only the first book in a series, unless the book/novella stands alone. YA stands for Young Adult, which means teenage protagonists. Adult books typically have some sex. Many thanks Ana, Christine, Katie(babs), and twitter friends for brainstorming with me!

  1. WICKED LOVELY by Melissa Marr (2008 RITA winner for best YA – fairies, but not the cute kind, read Dear Author review)
  2. MARKED by P.C. and Kristin Cast (House of Night series – YA – vampires, read Smart Bitches Trashy Books review)
  3. VAMPIRE ACADEMY by Richelle Mead (YA – vampires, Seattle author!, read Mrs. Giggles review)
  4. A CURSE AS DARK AS GOLD by Elizabeth Bunce (YA – magic, read a review from the Book Smugglers, recommended by Ana)
  5. BLOOD AND CHOCOLATE by Annette Curt Klause (YA – werewolves, very different than the movie based loosely on it, suggested by Christine)
  6. CROWN DUEL by Sherwood Smith (YA – magic, alternate world, beautiful love story!)
  7. SABRIEL by Garth Nix (YA – Abhorsen Trilogy, magic, alternate world, more horror than romance but still fabulous)
  8. THE DARKANGEL by Meredith Ann Pierce (YA – vampires, dark, recommended by Meljean!)
  9. THE SUMMONING by Kelley Armstrong (YA – ghosts, recommended by Lisa)
  10. LORD OF THE FADING LANDS by C.L. Wilson (alternate universe, magic, fairies, shape-shifters, not technically YA but teenage protagonist and no sex (yet))
  11. A HUNGER LIKE NO OTHER by Kresley Cole (Immortals After Dark series – werewolves, vampires, valkyries, witches and more, read my review)
  12. “THICKER THAN BLOOD” by Meljean Brook in First Blood anthology (Guardian series, stands alone. – vampires, read my review, read The Book Smugglers review, special note – if you live in the Portland area you can meet Meljean on Sept 19 and get a signed copy, or if you’re new to Meljean stop by her blog and leave a comment for a chance to win a free copy! )
  13. THE SMOKE THIEF by Shana Abe (dragon shape-shifters, read Dear Author review, recommended by Christine)

PS: You should also read TUCK EVERLASTING by Natalie Babbitt after you read Twilight to compare the theme of Immortality. If you are looking for adult romances with werewolf protagonists (JACOB 4EVAH) check out this list of recommendations (Please note: they are hotter and darker than YA).

27th August

ECLIPSE by Stephanie Meyer

TITLE: Eclipse
AUTHOR
: Stephanie Meyer
SERIES: Twilight Saga Book 3
PUBLICATION: Little, Brown Children’s Books, August 2007
GENRE: Young Adult Paranormal Romance
RATING: <3 <3 <3

Eclipse is my least favorite book in the series, because my beloved Jacob turns into a jerk. Fortunately Edward redeems himself, finally deciding to love Bella and stick with her forever come hell or high water. The book is mostly about the rivalry between the two boys, backed up by the rivalry between the werewolf pack and vampire clan, with Bella in the middle, a neutral “Switzerland.”

Plot:

The Cullens return to Forks and the dividing line between werewolf territory and vampire territory is drawn. Bella and Edward fill out college applications, even though Bella has decided to become a vampire instead of pursuing higher education. Edward is still leery of turning her, but his adoptive father Carslile has agreed to do the deed once Bella graduates. Bella would prefer Edward do it, but he demands a commitment of marriage in exchange. Bella has marriage issues due to her parents young marriage and divorce. A verbal commitment to spend immortality together? No problem. Marriage? Eeeek! She wants to make love to Edward, but he’s old fashioned (born just after 1900) and agrees only after marriage.

Meanwhile, Bella struggles to keep her best friend, Jacob, and her boyfriend, Edward, from killing each other. The Bella Cullen Project, a Twilight Fan Band, has a lovely song about this called Switzerland.

Strange killings are plaguing Seattle (OH NOoooos!) and the Cullens suspect crazed newby vampires. They discover that Victoria, the mate of the antagonist vampire in Book 1, is still trying to kill Bella in order to get revenge on Edward for killing her mate. Victoria is creating an army of new vampires to wipe out the Cullens. The Cullens and the werewolves must put aside their prejudices and join forces to vanquish this common enemy. Jacob proves that he is a much better cuddle partner than Edward.

Discussion:

I was heartbroken that Jacob was a jerk in this book, but since Bella choses to spend eternity with Edward, I suppose it is a good thing that Ms. Meyer illustrates Jacob’s unsuitability as hero material. *sob* There is a lot of teenage angst in this book.

The themes of the book:

  1. Compassion – Don’t judge people based on their differences, illustrated in the werewolf/vampire feud. Can’t we all just get along?
  2. Immortality – Bella and Edward argue about turning Bella into a vampire, but the pros and cons are not fully fleshed out. Yes, Bella would be able to spend eternity with Edward, but she would have to give up her family and friends. She seems eager to do so.
  3. Death – Bella doesn’t have many qualms with giving up her life. Jacob is incensed about her decision, but the topic could have been discussed in greater detail.
  4. The Soul – Edward struggles with whether or not he has a soul, which would have been an interesting discussion to have further. Yet, how does an author talk about the soul without bringing up greater concepts of religion? It is a tricky subject to navigate without stepping on anyone’s toes.

The characters, as always, kept me reading. Ms. Meyer has a gift. Page 460 melted my heart. Ah, luv, true luv!!!

TWILIGHT SAGA WEEK:
Monday – Twilight
Tuesday – New Moon
Wednesday – Eclipse
Thursday – 13 Book Recommendations for people who loved Twilight
Friday – Breaking Dawn

26th August

NEW MOON by Stephanie Meyer

TITLE: New Moon
AUTHOR
: Stephanie Meyer
SERIES: Twilight Saga Book 2
PUBLICATION: Little, Brown Children’s Books, May 2008
GENRE: Young Adult Paranormal Romance
RATING: <3 <3 <3 <3

Ms. Meyer comes into her own in her sophomore novel, no slumping involved. I gave New Moon a better grade than Twilight because the pacing and style are improved. On the downside, the overwhelming emotions of the book are depression (because Edward abandons Bella at the beginning of the book) and obsession (as opposed to love). I admit, I was saddened when Edward showed up for the climax. Jacob was so much better for Bella.

Plot:

The Cullens throw Bella a party for her 18th birthday and she gets a paper cut. The smell of blood makes the entire vampire family crazed with bloodlust and Jasper almost kills the birthday girl. Edward realizes that he is a threat to Bella’s life and decides that the best thing for her would be for him and his family to cut off all contact. He tells Bella he no longer loves her and the family disappears. Bella is understandably devastated. She eventually puts together a semblance of life in order to appease her father, going through the motions, but her spirit is not there.

After many months of being the walking dead, Bella begins to hang out with Jacob who manages to put a smile on her face again. She isn’t healed (that would require major cognitive behavioral therapy and antidepressants, which apparently don’t exist in Forks), but she begins to feel again. One morning Jacob wakes up and turns into a werewolf. He struggles with his new life – fitting into the pack, keeping the secret from Bella, hating vampires – but eventually regains some of his happy nature.

In her obsession, Bella makes the connection that she can hear Edward’s voice in her head when she is risking her life. Lo and behold, she begins to risk her life repeatedly. When she jumps off a cliff into the ocean, clairvoyant Alice Cullen “sees” and flies to Forks to check in on her. Rosalie Cullen tells Edward that Bella committed suicide. Edward calls the Swan house and asks to speak to Bella’s dad and Jacob, who understandably isn’t happy with the Cullens for torturing Bella, snarls that Charlie is “at the funeral.” Charlie is at someone else’s funeral, but Edward immediately hops a plane to Italy to ask the Volturi, the powerful Vampire enforcers, to kill him. He cannot live without her (maybe he should have thought of that before he left her? Grrrrr). Alice and Bella rush after him to intercede, risking their own lives in the process.

Discussion:

I can’t think of a single character who wasn’t to blame for some of the heartache and danger that happened in this book. And Bella forgave Edward so easily! I wanted to see more groveling. She’s such a martyr.

It is impossible to write a rational review once one has become a squeeing fangirl. I cannot think logically and analyze this book, because Ms. Meyer’s magic has made me invested in the characters. I no longer think of them as “characters,” but as real people with real struggles. This is the ultimate praise for an author, and the reason the Twilight Saga is so popular.

I am on Team Jacob because of this book. Compare the following description of Jacob to the moody and unfaithful Edward.

Jacob was simply a perpetually happy person, and he carried that happiness with him lika an aura, sharing it with whoever was near him. Like an earthbound sun, whenever someone was within his gravitational pull, Jacob warmed them. It was natural, a part of who he was. No wonder I was so eager to see him, (p145)

How can anyone not be on Team Jacob??? It’s okay, Bella, if you pick Edward. That leaves Jacob free for me.

Reading NEW MOON in the wilderness. What do you mean “pack light” for backpacking? I thought that was just so I could fit more books. ;)

TWILIGHT SAGA WEEK:
Monday – Twilight
Tuesday – New Moon
Wednesday – Eclipse
Thursday – 13 Book Recommendations for people who loved Twilight
Friday – Breaking Dawn

25th August

TWILIGHT by Stephanie Meyer

TITLE: Twilight
AUTHOR: Stephanie Meyer
PUBLICATION: Little, Brown Children’s Books, September 2006
GENRE: Young Adult Paranormal Romance
RATING: <3 <3 <3

TWILIGHT is an international bestselling young adult book that fans claim is the next big thing since Harry Potter. The sheer amount of buzz turned me off. How could the book possibly live up to its hype? I finally gave in after a camping trip on the Olympic Peninsula, where the book is set. I didn’t want to be the last person on the planet to see what all the fuss was about. It was a daunting task, overcoming my preconceived notions, but Ms. Meyer’s debut novel in the end won me over. I quickly snapped up the remaining three books in the four book saga and was quite satisfied.

PLOT:

Isabella (Bella) Swan moves to Forks, a tiny town on the rainy Olympic Peninsula in Washington State, to live with her dad when her mother remarries. Bella braves being a new student in the small high school where everyone knows everyone else. Yay for small town life! To her surprise, every guy in school develops a crush on her, but she finds herself drawn to the mysterious and antisocial Cullen family. In particular, the youngest son Edward captures her attention, because he is the most beautiful person she has ever seen and he smells good. Edward and his siblings skip school when it is sunny and are never seen eating. They have cold skin and strange eyes. Edward is by turns charming and hostile. For him, she is the apple. He wants to take a bite. Despite his moodiness, Bella can’t get him out of her head. When he saves her life on more than one occasion, she becomes even more obsessed. (This relationship is unhealthy, which is why I am a Jacob fan-girl. Are we trying to tell our daughters that this behavior is normal? I hope not.)

Bella’s friend Jacob tells her some legends about bloodsuckers and shapeshifters, and Bella begins to put two and two together: The Cullens are not human. She confronts Edward and he relents into showing her some of his world of “vegetarian” vampires. He has difficulty not sucking her blood, but Edward is nothing if not self controlled. Unfortunately not all vampires are good, and when an evil vampire sets his sights on Bella, the Cullen family must band together to save her. Bella is very good at getting into life-endangering situations, and sitting around looking pretty while the men fight to save her.

DISCUSSION:

Twilight is TUCK EVERLASTING for the new generation. It’s a comment on our culture and society that the moral of the story has changed. In both we have a young female protagonist who is tempted by immortality when she meets a strange family that does not age and falls in love with the son. In Tuck Everlasting the apple of immortality is “a curse that disrupts the natural cycle of life.” In Twilight the dark side of immortality is…nonexistent? What happened to Eve being tempted by the apple resulting in the fall of mankind? The issue in Twilight is brought up, but never fully discussed. I think this would be a fascinating analytical essay, comparing the concepts of immortality and youth in the two novels.

The stated theme from Ms. Meyer’s is “there is always a choice,” that one’s nature does not condemn one to be evil. One can chose between right and wrong. I wonder though how Bella struggles with this theme. She doesn’t seem to have a choice about whom to love – it is almost fated. The Cullen’s choose not to be human-killers. What else?

TWILIGHT is a gateway book. It is, in essence, a vampire romance. I’ve read tons of vampire romances, and compared to the genre as a whole, Twilight has serious competition. For romance newbies, Twilight is a perfect place to start a serious love affair with romance novels. (Which is of course my evil plan, to addict as many people as possible. Mwuhahahaha.) The romance is light and chaste (it’s a YA after all) and the paranormal aspects aren’t too dark. Bella’s high school experiences – adapting to a new school, the horrors of gym class, teenage angst – play quite a large role. Personally, I dislike reliving high school. Once was enough.

The characters are the highlight of the book, the reason this series has touched so many hearts. Bella, for all her perfection, is human; shy and awkward, but most importantly kind. We would all like to be friends with her. Edward, of course, is gorgeous. Who wouldn’t want to be Bella, to be adored by everyone? She is Helen of Troy, Paris’ golden apple, inspiring madness wherever she goes. Somehow this doesn’t go to her head; she is selfless. A martyr.

Ms. Meyer’s style and pacing pick up in the second book, but in her debut the reader follows Bella on a lot of day-to-day activities – waking up, brushing her teeth, eating breakfast, etc. For a reader who is used to fast-paced vampire romance, this can be a turn off. Keep reading. By the end of the book you’ll be invested with the characters.

I recommend this book, with some caveats. Mostly, I don’t think that Bella is a healthy role model for teenage girls. It must be terrible to write YA and have people telling you that your heroes and heroines must be role-models. What happened to simply telling a good story? But thems the breaks. Bella and Edward share something much closer to obsession than love. Over the course of the Saga it improved, but in the first two books it was unhealthy.

EDITED TO ADD: Smart Bitch Sarah hits the nail on the head with her exposé on Edward as an Old-Skool Romance Hero. This is why I’m on Team Jacob. I despise Old-Skool romances.

I can’t wait for the movie: NOVEMBER 21, 2008!

PS: It’s TWILIGHT SAGA week.
Monday – Twilight
Tuesday – New Moon
Wednesday – Eclipse
Thursday – Book Recommendations for people who loved Twilight
Friday – Breaking Dawn

22nd August

You Smell like Werewolf… and other quirky fandom

As you may know, if you follow me on Twitter, this week I finished reading the Twilight Saga and – despite my initial reservations – was totally sucked in. Except for Eclipse, in which he was a total ass, I am a Jacob fangirl. I intend to drag Mr. Wonderful to Forks to take a Vampire Tour and I’m counting down the days until the MTV Twilight movie debut (November 21). Hey, if I can’t live in my books, being a completely nerdy fan is the next best thing!

1) First off – funniest thing ever from the Smart Bitches, who are teh awesome. Thanks for the heads up KMont!

2) The Bella Cullen Project, a fan-band from Texas, plays songs based on the Twilight series, and they’re not half bad. Hilarious in a “this is really weird” sort of way. You can listen to all their music on their myspace page. I like “I am Switzerland.” The first song I heard on their page goes “You smell like werewolf…. You smell like vampire.” I think someone needs a bath.

3) And for the ultimate crazy fans, $2,100 buys you Bella’s engagement ring!

Experience your romance with Edward Cullen in a whole new way when you slip on Bella’s Engagement Ring™! You’ll love showing off the radiant stones in this elegant, slightly-domed oval, gold ring. In true Victorian-era design, your ring is created by master artisans with an open-work gallery and a finely polished edge that surrounds the brilliant faceted stones. How exciting for you to own the only authentic Bella’s Engagement Ring™ authorized by Stephenie Meyer!

I don’t really know what to say to that. It takes book-love to a rather creepy, stalkerish level. Is it worse than getting a tattoo like your favorite characters? I don’t have an answer to that.

19th August

Twilight Vampire Tours of Forks

Fans of “Twilight” vampire series pump new blood into Forks

Seattle Times staff reporter

FORKS, Clallam County — “WE THINK BELLA’S bedroom is up there,” Mike Gurling says, pointing to a second-story window. “When you read the book, this is the perfect image of how you picture Bella’s house to be.”

Gurling is in the driver’s seat of a big blue van hulked outside a simple two-story house in residential Forks. A former Olympic National Park ranger, he notes for his 12 passengers the custom-made placard in the roadside bushes. It reads, “Home of the Swans.”

That would be Bella and her father, Charlie Swan. Fictional characters — or are they? At the Forks Visitors Center, where Gurling is tour guide and office manager, it’s hard to tell these days what’s fantasy and what’s not.

The book is Stephenie Meyer’s “Twilight,” the first of a widely popular vampire series primed to fill Harry Potter’s shoes in the hearts of young readers, mainly girls. Set in a far corner of Washington’s Olympic Peninsula, the teen-romance-meets-Gothic-horror series continues this Saturday with the release of the fourth book, “Breaking Dawn.”

Throughout the past year, growing numbers of fans eager to see where reality meets their imaginations have been visiting Forks from across the country and around the world — Germany, Ireland and Spain. A few months ago, Gurling came up with the idea of “Twilight Tours” and posted details on the Chamber of Commerce Web site. Within hours, an Ohio man and his daughter signed up.

In a place ruled by Douglas fir and Sitka spruce, whose logging-era residents have reputedly preferred to be left alone, some are taking to the attention like vampires exposed to sunlight.

“A few people who live there seemed like they were a little bit annoyed. Maybe they like their peaceful town,” says Mikel Birindelli, a 19-year-old Twilighter from Olympia who visited Forks last summer.

“Some people feel like, ‘Why should we be known for vampires?’ ” says 20-year resident Linda Wells. ” ‘We’ve got a lot of other good things here.’ But it’s good to have a different audience. Middle-school teenage girls are not usually a group that comes out.”

Critics can’t deny the economic potential. “I shouldn’t get down on it,” says one local motel cashier, “because we are a tourist town and it’s brought us a lot of business, but you would not believe how many people come in here expecting to see a vampire. Or a werewolf. I am not kidding.”

Recent decades have not been kind to Forks, once dubbed “The Logging Capital of the World.” The decline of the timber business spelled job loss and population stagnation throughout the 1980s and 1990s, and the city has been slow to pick itself back up.

Fifteen miles from the rain-soaked Pacific Coast, Forks has two major traffic lights on one main street sprinkled with loud American cars. The recipient of 10 to 12 feet of rain per year, it’s a rugged, dreary place steeped in hardworking, old-school ways: One day this summer, for example, an old man in a diner arm-slapped a young apprentice too focused on his veggies and grumbled: “Eat your steak.”

Mayor Nedra Reed has long expressed her hope that tourism might help fill the economic void left by the troubled timber industry. The visitor center, dutifully sited between the timber museum and loggers memorial, offers popular summer logging tours. But those visitors focus on nearby attractions such as the Hoh Rain Forest, and provide only seasonal respite.

Then, about five years ago, a thousand miles away in Phoenix, a stay-at-home mom looking for a dark place to set a teenage vampire novel did an Internet search for the rainiest locale in the U.S. The result: the Olympic Peninsula, and a little place called Forks.

New faces in town

THE STRANGERS BEGAN drifting in last summer. Mostly teen girls, flanked by their mothers or fathers or friends, they roam the streets with cameras drawn. Occasionally, they wear T-shirts reading “Team Edward” or “Team Jacob,” showing whom they’re rooting for in the contest for Bella’s affections.

Anything that says “Forks” is fair game. The Forks Coffee Shop. Forks Outfitters, the local department store. The sign that reads, “Welcome to Forks.” And especially Forks High School, where Bella is saved from a fatal accident by Edward Cullen, the impossibly good-looking vampire who becomes her beau.

By spring, Forks Chamber of Commerce Director Marcia Bingham estimated the daily average of Twilighters at 30 to 50 people; by last week, she guessed it was more like 90. The visitor center occasionally fields mail for Bella, and a sign above the reception desk reads, “Vampires Thrive in Forks.”

The guest book bubbles with zeal from places such as Tucson; Des Moines, Iowa, and Sugar Land, Texas. “A little obsessed!” wrote a visitor from Pocatello, Idaho. From Kirksville, Mo.: “Twilight Fan #1.” From Brookings, Ore.: “It’s nice to know we’re not the only nerds!”

In response, local businesses have creaked from their offseason coffins, aiming for a stake in the craze. Sully’s Burgers sold 800 “Bella Burgers” in three months, and the Forks Subway added a “Twilight Special” sandwich. Twilight-themed T-shirts read “I Was Bitten in Forks, WA” at main-street businesses that, like bookstores across the country, are planning midnight release parties for “Breaking Dawn.”

Last year, Mayor Reed declared Sept. 13 — Bella’s fictional birthday — Stephenie Meyer Day, and the city celebrated with cake and a Bella look-alike contest. Gurling hopes to add a bonfire and Native American wolf dance to the event this year; a blood drive is also possible.

This year should be even better, as 100-plus members of TwilightMoms.com, a Web site dedicated to older fans, have already booked nearly all of Forks’ Dew Drop Inn for that weekend.

“I think we’re going to be deluged,” Bingham says.

The Twilighter tour

THE TOURS ARE conducted nearly every Saturday, in the same 13-passenger van — always full — that Gurling uses for logging tours.

For Twilighters, there’s plenty to see: La Push’s First Beach, on the Quileute Indian Reservation, where underdog Jacob suggests Edward’s true identity. The hospital where Edward’s father is a doctor. The vast meadow where the vampires play baseball. And, oddly, the misty, constant rain of which Bella often complains.

“They have this vision,” Gurling says. “They want to see all the greenery and the moss and the lichens hanging off the trees.”

One tour on a sunny June day includes John and Renee Spies, here from Murfreesboro, Tenn., with daughter Peyton, 13. “It was a little extra birthday gift for her,” explains John, a retired manager for Nissan.

Echo Martin, 18, arrives from Roseau, Minn., population 2,800, where Martin says most girls have read one of the town’s five copies of “Twilight.” “I want to make all my friends jealous,” she says.

The farthest-flung are Grant and Deborah Emery of Brisbane, Australia, here with son Michael, 19, and daughter Katherine, 13. “We thought we’d have a family holiday,” says Deborah. “And Katherine said, ‘Let’s go to Forks.’ ”

Some tour sites are obvious, such as fictional Police Chief Charlie Swan’s station, or the hospital, where a parking space has a sign reading, “Dr. Cullen: Reserved Parking Only.” Others are not as exact. “It’s just, like, where we think it might have happened,” Bingham says.

For instance, the Miller Tree Inn, where the front-porch message board on one day notes the Cullens are out playing baseball; and Bella’s house, actually home to educators David and Kim McIrvin. When Bingham asked the couple whether they’d mind having their 1916 Craftsman — the only two-story house on their block — designated as Bella’s house, “we didn’t really realize what we were getting ourselves into,” Kim McIrvin says.

Forks townsfolk know the onslaught is only beginning, watching as fans collect souvenir beach rocks and driftwood. For a while, Gurling and Bingham tried to post photos of every Twilighter who visited the center on their Web site, but ultimately quit.

“We stopped at 900,” Bingham says. “Our server won’t hold any more photos.”

Marc Ramirez: 206-464-8102 or mramirez@seattletimes.com